Once again, the earth has become unlivable and overpopulated. Build an ark and gather a couple of every living thing along with a few good humans. In six months, I send rain for forty days and forty nights, and I destroy everything!!!

Six months later, God returns to visit Noah and only sees a sketch of shipbuilding?!

But, Noah, you have done practically nothing! Tomorrow it starts to rain!

Forgive me, Almighty, I did everything possible but times have changed

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